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It is the year 2021. In this mind-bogglingly distant future,
Sealab rises imperiously from the ocean's floor, her crew charged with exploring
the possibility of underwater colonization. That is, when they're not fighting
giant squids over a toy oven.* Or running pirate radio stations. Or trying to
put their brains into robot bodies. Or going back in time. Or being attacked by
flesh-ripping aliens. Or becoming addicted to scorpion venom. Or getting stuck
in a storage closet. Or going back in time again. Captain Murphy. Marco. Debbie.
Stormy. Doctor Quinn. Dolphin Boy. They're all inside this box, screaming to get
out so they can live inside your television. So buy the damn thing and set them
free. You'll be ridiculously glad you did. Promise. *Makes real cupcakes! With a
40-watt bulb!
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