| The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After the
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint
any children on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the
toys.
Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident. Who was the survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as the perfect man.
***Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
***Men, read the next block of words.
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Men: So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the perfect woman must
have been driving, which explains why there was an accident in the first
place.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, it only
serves to illustrate another point, women never listen either. |
